hang³·er    (hngr)
n.

1. One who hangs something: a house painter who also works as a paperhanger.
2. A contrivance to which something hangs or by which something is hung, as:
   1. A device around which a garment is draped for hanging from a hook or rod.
   2. A loop or strap by which something is hung.
3. A bracket on the spring shackle of a motor vehicle, designed to hold it to the chassis.
4. A decorative strip of cloth hung on a garment or wall.
5. A short sword that may be hung from a belt.
6. A living or living-dead human, of individual and specified character, who has too much cop-on to be arsed engaging in any presuit which does not lead to real and present happyness and or, the craic. id>ego

Prof E. Goodwin McNulty of the Dept of applied Hairyology had published many papers on the life cycles and movements of hangers. Unfortunately all copys were lost to the great skins drought of 99, and since the good prof. himself has not been seen since ryanair started cheep flights to the 'dam, scientific studys of hangers and their environs are few and far between.

Many of the Hangers interactions with their environment can be readily observed, such as stareing contemplatively at a pack of Taytos in a shop while clutching a pack of mr.Kippling lemon slices at 4 am, Tea addiction, Walking purposefully accross town in my least knackery clothes so i dont get stoped by the gards with 100 pills down my sock.Using common Hanger phrases in conversation, such as;

Nials Ma.

Ask me Bollix.

Skin another one there.

Quit yer Bradying around.

Hangers are extremely addaptable and can manage to hang in the most unlikely environments, such as during college exams, and for short periods before termination; in high stress work environments.

Hangers are most at home however in their highly social communial dens, known as 'Gaffs', or one of their satilite pubs. Parks, video/sweet shops, mountains/hills, bodies of water and even college cafes are also commonly frequented.

Bradying Arround(c)

Bradying around: An action with no logical reason which results in a comedic outcome.

Bradycardia: A slowing of the heart as a result of over-bradying.

(Old Klingon Proverb)